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Quotable Quotes: Diwali

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Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Diwali episode.

A HUGE part of this show is the hilarious one-liners given by the characters. As it’s completely impossible to put all of them in the recap of the episode, this is probably the best way to do it.

Diwali quotes of the night:

Michael: These s’mores are disgusting.
Carol: They’re not s’mores, they’re samosas.

Michael: Here are some famous Indians. Subramanyan Chandasakar…he is a Nobel prize winning physicist. Impressive. Apu from the Simpsons, hilarious Indian. M. Knight Shyamalan. The Village, Unbreakable, Sixth Sense, Signs…
Dwight: I see dead people…
Michael: Ok, spoiler alert.
Dwight: He was dead the whole time…
Michael: Just stop it.

Dwight: Kelly, I’ll take this one. Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of the god King Rama after his epic battle with Ravana, the demon king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil…
Michael: Alright, alright. This isn’t ‘Lord of the Rings’.

Michael: Another thing about the Indian people: they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that, who has seen that before?
Creed: I have. That’s ‘The Union of the Monkey’
Meredith: Oh that’s what they call it.
Kevin: This is the best meeting we have ever had.
Michael: Thank you Kevin.

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Posted in Quotable Quotes on November 3rd, 2006

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