Quotes from Employee Transfer
Holly: It’s been a weird week since we found out I had a transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton and I said, well why don’t you quit and get some job is Nashua and he said I asked you first! And I said ‘first!’ at the same time he did. And then I said ‘jinx!’ And then we never talked about it again and we haven’t been back to the conversation so…
Michael: Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not going to give up that easy. I am going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
Pam: So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I’d known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can’t even take off my hat, because then I’m Hitler.
Kelly: Wow, you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween.
Phyllis: Sssshh. He wears it so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you?
Kelly: Oh, I’m Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.
Phyllis: I like your shoes.
Kelly: Thank you….. Will you help walk me to the fax machine?
Phyllis: Sure.
Ryan: I got her! I got her! I can help you! You look amazing.
Kelly: Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King?
Ryan: Gordon Gekko.
Kelly: Oh, from the insurance commercials.
Creed: It’s pronounced colonel and it’s the highest rank in the military.
Andy: It’s pronounced Cor-nell! It’s the highest rank in the Ivy League!
Andy: If I had to put Dwight’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.
Andy: Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.
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