Watching The Office

Dwight: So what do we know about her.
Michael: Well we know that Toby thinks she’ll be great. So strike one, I hate her already.
Dwight: I hate her too.
Michael: Why do you hate her?
Dwight: Because she stinks. With her… ways. And her head.
Michael: You know Dwight sometimes, I dunno… I think you say things just to agree with me.
Dwight: Would that be such a bad thing?
Michael: Yeah, it would! Just have a thought! Have an original thought….. Although I will agree that her head is weird.Michael: Thanks to Toby I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like ET. Is Holly our extra-terrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she’s just an awesome woman from this planet.

Holly: Man someone doesn’t like HR.
Michael: Yeah.
Holly: (asking Toby?) What did you do to him?
Toby: Nothing.
Michael: No he tortured me. With his awfulness.
Holly: Yeah I know what you mean. I nearly feel asleep when he gave me a tour of the files….Well, look I’ll let you get back to work but I really look forward to working with you Mr. Scott.
Michael: Yyyou can c-call me Michael.

Creed: What is wrong with this woman? She’s asking about stuff that’s nobody’s business. ‘What do I do?’ What do I do, I do here. I should have written it down. ‘Qua’ something. Quaaa. Quarr. Quab. Quall. Qwer. Quabbity! Quabbity assurance!

Michael: Holly is sweet and simple. Like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I’m pretty sure she’s baked on a professional level.

Michael: What’s the group, that were from Scranton and made it big? Was that U2?
Jim: Yes.Dwight: Have you been introduced to Kevin?
Holly: Which one’s Kevin?
Dwight: He’s here on a special work program. He’s slow, you know, in his brain.
Holly: Oh. Good for you guys.
Dwight: Yeah.

Holly: Hi!
Kevin: Hi.
Holly: What do you do?
Kevin: I do the numbers.
Holly: Oh, good for you!
Kevin: You want an M&M?
Holly: Oh, no that is so sweet. Thank you, though.
Kevin: I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn’t take them.
Holly: Well that is a very safe place for them.
Kevin: Yeah.

Holly: Cool! You drive your own car?
Kevin: Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car?
Holly: Yep. Just like you.
Kevin: Okay bye.
Holly: Bye. Kevin, I’m really proud of you.

Kevin: I am totally gonna bang Holly. She is cute and helpful. And she really seems into me.

Oscar: Well this is what happened. Uh, Ryan’s big project was the website which wasn’t doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.

Andy: I’ve been carrying that ring around in my wallet for six years. Because you never know when you’re going to meet the right girl and the moment’s gonna be right. And tonight, with the fireworks and the music and everything. It was right.

Michael: I can see Andy proposing to Angela. I can also see him proposing to Oscar.

Michael: Hi, Jan. It’s Michael. I just, um, I just want to let you know that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow. And if there’s any details you need to fill me in on like, what exactly Lamaze is, that would be great. And I will see you tomorrow morning. I’m going to be kind of a daddy.

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