Watching The Office

Michael: I dunno I think I have done absolutely everything you can do to prepare for the day. I’ve updated our contacts, I have gotten quotes from supplies, I have sent out an e-vite, for our big, grand opening pancake luncheon. Six yes’s, one maybe, only eleven no’s. And seven hundred and eighty-eight not-yet-replied’s but! Of that group, seven hundred and eighty-two have viewed it.

Jim: The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapour has decided to hover around my desk so that she can run into Charles’ office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks that if she says “you wanted me” enough he will in fact want her. It’s not the worst plan shes ever had.

Pam: I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day I’m the receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it’s cold in there! Because it’s technically a closet.

Pam: Seriously? This is what’s so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop.
Ryan: That’s me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand.
Pam: I don’t wanna look at your friend’s boobs all day.
Ryan: You could be hot too if you made any effort, at all.
Pam: Like how? Dying my hair blond?
Ryan: This is from the sun.
Pam: Oh yeah I bet.

Dwight: Yes. I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him hate him hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do.

Michael: Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company… was a huge mistake. I should leave, I should go, and start my own paper company. That’ll show ‘em.

Michael: Who would’ve thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work. And pancakes. In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realized that we don’t have the biggest office, which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot, but we have people with the biggest hearts and I think for a small company, that is really– [toilet flushes] someone went to the bathroom… that is really what’s important.