Watching The Office

MICHAEL:     Meredith, I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi.
MEREDITH:     Hello…
MICHAEL:     I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket…(covers)… you are now sexy in your culture.

KELLY:     They tried to keep us apart but they couldn’t. It was like destiny.
RYAN:     I realized that for whatever reason, I just couldn’t do better than KELLY.
KELLY:     Awww!!

ANGELA:     Be good.
ANDY:     I will try.
ANGELA:     Meaning what?
ANDY:     Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid.
MICHAEL:     Yeah baby, that’s what I’m talking about! (then to Jim) That could be you. If you hadn’t forgotten French.

ANDY:     I had to go all the way to Canada to get to know a guy who sits twenty feet away from me and he’s delightful!

MICHAEL:     A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.

ANDY:     You know it’s true what they say. Long Island Iced Teas are way stronger in Canada.

OSCAR:     What’s first base with ANGELA?
ANDY:     I get to kiss her forehead.

DAVID:    (talking to Michael on the phone) Michael, please, listen for a second…
MICHAEL:     No, David. You listen to me. Why did you send her away? God….you knew I liked her and you just sent her away. And that…. That was a sucky thing to do, man. That was a really sucky thing to do.

MICHAEL:     Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not the pay cheque. Because I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete. I think, it’s because they respect me. A boss that will not fire you even though you just tell him off right to his face, over the phone. That’s respect.

PAM:   I’m coming back the wrong way. It’s not because of you. I don’t like graphic design. That’s it. Stop smiling! I really didn’t like it. It’s just, designing logos and stuff, and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home. And, I know you said to come home the right way but, you can’t tell me what to do. Got it?
JIM:     I missed you.
PAM: I missed you too.

DWIGHT:     You’re back.
PAM:     Uh, yeah.
DWIGHT:     Good. I need you to make five copies of these.
PAM:     I’m not going inside.
DWIGHT:     Alright. First thing in the morning then.