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The Office: Dunder Mifflin Infinity Quotes

by LiRa

Andy 
- Jim Halpert’s off the market. Guess who became the best looking guy in the office?
- You should call it DunderMifflinity.
- He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like.
- If you don’t know why that’s awesome, then you need awesome lessons.

Angela
- Pam is the office mattress.

Creed
- In November, I’ll be 30.

Dwight
- I don’t see it, I thought they both could do better (On PB & J)
- His name is..Garbage.
- Don’t look in my eyes. Look right here - it’s an old sales trick.

Jim
- I guess he can’t get any girl he wants.

Kelly
- I am dating a lot of guys. Black guys, mostly.
- We have a date!

Michael
- Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. The only thing that will make this better is….ice cream.
- Hello, Mr. Sonny Crockett. I’m Tubbs…
- That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.
- New ideas are fine, but they are also illegal.
- Gift baskets are the essence of class and fanciness.
- What is the actual deal with these things, in terms of testicles?
- Where are the turtles!!?

Michael’s car
- Make a U-turn, if possible.

Mr. Dunder
- Of course, he killed himself later, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary club.

Pam
- Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?
- I’m gonna do some mockups, and then turn those into thumbnails. Maybe do some flash-frames. I have no idea what I’m doing.

Phyllis
- Sorry, I didn’t know you guys were in here. I couldn’t see your hands.
- You can’t give new clients to whoever you’re sleeping with this week.

Ryan
- If they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now, they wouldn’t be giving me a noogie.

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Posted in Quotable Quotes, The Office News on October 9th, 2007

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  1. bryan Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    I laughed so hard over the “mattress” line.

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