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The Office: Fun Run Quotes

by LiRa

Michael Scott Classics:

- Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well…she bought the milk.
- Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don’t sue me!
- I hate hospitals. In my mind, they are associated with sickness.
- I am a little-stitious.
- A woman shouldn’t have to be hit by a car to find out she may have rabies, but that is where we are in America.
- You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.
- European offices are naked all the time.
- Please accept this check for $340.00, made out to “science”.
- Time to carbo-load.
- Look at me, I’m Toby. I’m stretching. I know what I’m doing.
- I put Imodium in Toby’s coffee
- While I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out. I am very proud of that.

Dwight Schrute Quips:

- If a car hit me, it wouldn’t crack my pelvis.
- Actually, the place that she’s in is the freezer, because of the odor.
- Are you a doctor or a male nurse? (to an intern)
- With the electricity we’re using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical.

And what did the rest said?

Kevin: Are you KIDDING me?
- On the whole PB&J romance, which they were denying from their co-workers.

Pam: Michael, 5K is not 5000 miles!

Creed: I’ve been in many cults, both as a follower and a leader. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Jim: I’ll do some research.
- when Michael was talking about making their own “god”.

Phyllis: I’m Lutheran and Bob’s a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy!
Angela: That’s why we’re cursed.

Andy: I’m petrified of nipple-chafing.

Angela: Did Roy ever kill one of your cats?

Toby: This is great, I normally have to take a bathroom break halfway through the race…but not today.

Intern at the hospital: So that’s where her uterus went!
- When Dwight mentions Meredith’s hysterectomy wasn’t listed on her chart

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3 Responses to “The Office: Fun Run Quotes”

  1. Melissa Says:

    Who thinks up this stuff? They are hilarious, whoever they are!

  2. Lira Cruz Says:

    The show has, of course, the best crop writers around. :)

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    [...] Anatomy on Thursday night, so someone has to go out and enjoy some music for me, right?), CSI, The Office (such a bummer this is on opposite Grey’s Anatomy) or [...]

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