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Michael: Well, the website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild.

Michael: We’ll be partying with New York City’s finest. And I do not mean the policemen.

Ryan: I don’t wanna reinvent the wheel here, but it is what it is. Buying paper just became fun!

Pam: Dwight mercy-killed Angela’s cat. It’s very complicated. It has caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela. Who are both already prone to unpleasantness.

Andy: I can’t tell if he’s mocking me.
Dwight: Just ignore him
Andy: I can’t do that. It is hard for me to let things go.
Jim: I was mocking you.

Kevin: Isn’t 7 PM a little late for a lunch party?

Phyllis: Angela’s worse than usual lately and we have a party to throw. So, I googled “How to deal with difficult people” and got all of these (shows her print-outs). So, we’re gonna try something new today.

Dwight: Three reams! Yeah! In your face, machine!

Dwight: It appears that the website has become alive.

Dwight: I have been salesman of the month 13 out of the last 12 months. Yeah, you heard me. I did so well last February, that corporate gave me 2 plaques in lieu of a pay raise.

Oscar: Is this why I’m here??
- To Michael, who needed the ladies’ style sense on an outfit he plans to wear to the party

Michael: Do I have your permission to date Carol?
Jan (on the phone): No!
Michael: Alright, I’ll find somebody I haven’t slept with

Michael: You know what this is like? This is like when a freshman would throw a party and would not let the seniors go!

Angela: How do you tell someone that it’s over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recepient is your notary?

Michael: I wasn’t as important as I thought I was to young executive. I’m not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car, on the way home.

Michael: I want it to be a party where they watch it on the webcam and the guys in New York would say, “Wow, how did they get Al Roker to come?”

Dwight: I think it’s inappropriate to date someone you work with
Andy: Isn’t that part of the fun?
Dwight: I think you should date Kelly.
Andy: She works here, too. How is that any different?
Dwight: Uh, she works in the annex. You are also welcome to date Toby.

Dwight (pretending to be Ryan): I started a fire!
Michael (pretending to be Ryan): Now I got a beard!

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