The Office: Money Quotes
Ryan: I really want people there using Powerpoint.
Dwight: No, I’m sorry no king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses but don’t conform to the traditional sizes.
Dwight: Agrotourism is more than a bed and breakfast. It consist of tourist coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.
Dwight: TripAdvisor is the lifeblood of the agrotourism industry.
Dwight: Perhaps you’ll be interested in a Moses table-making demonstation?
Jan: Why don’t you just pretend that you have a car?
Kevin: It is so important that you all come and applaud only for my band Scantonicity 2. Not Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of.
Michael: I just love sales. I love it to death and I don’t get to do it as a manager, so I took this second job…kind of a hobby. Some people have golf, so…
Michael: His meetings are useless…. (referring to his boss at his second job)
Dwight: As of this morning, we are completely wireless here at Schrute Farms but as soon as I find out where Mose hid the wires, we’ll get that power back on.
Jim: Maybe a nice hotel, or a romantic dinner. Wine, but wine that wasn’t made out of beets. Didn’t think Dwight would be involved at all. And I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure, just… less.
Stanley: When I’m at home at night, in my own house, in my sweats, drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole god-forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
Michael: Medical school must have cost, like, $40 or a donkey or something?
Michael: I would have been chief of surgery. Or a cowboy.
Pam: Oh my god, what century is this?!
Jim: I heard crying or moaning in here.
Dwight: Oh, I’ll look that up in the morning. Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff.
Michael: Yes, I forgot about Ryan’s presentation. And yes it would have been nice to do well in the first presentation he had given me. But you know what else would have been nice? Winning the lottery.
Creed: He is right. It’s a made up word used to trick college students.
Andy: Actually whomever is the formal version of the word.
Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
Michael: No one asked you anything ever…so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull.
Darryl: You need to access your uncrazy side.
Darryl: It’s like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It’s gotten to the point where I get all excited everytime I see that little dude walk through the door.
Andy: I’ve moonwalked past Accounting like ten times.
Michael: I’m out of answers, Jan.
Jan: My whole family still won’t talk to me on the advise of counsel. What I’m trying to say is, Michael, you were there for me.
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