Watching The Office

The gang is debating on whether or not Hillary Swank is hot or not:

Kevin:     Not at all.
Creed:     She’s cute.
Meredith:     She’s got mean eyes.
Pam:     Have you seen her with her bangs?
Kevin:     She looks like a monster.
Jim:     Guys, she is a beautiful movie star. So maybe we could just go to work?
Meredith:     She is an amazing actress.
Kevin:     That’s not the question.
Phyllis:     She’s not hot.
Kevin:     Yeah! Thank you Phyllis.

Kevin:     A painting, can be beautiful, but I don’t want to bang a painting.
Andy:     Ooohkay, TMI.

Pam:     Ladies. Are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don’t even give him full internet access.
Kevin:     Wait what?

Angela:     Ok. I wasn’t going to dignify this discussion by getting involved. And I don’t even get the discussion. Hot is a temperature, people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said. So, yes. She’s hot. She’s hot as heck. She’s a female Boris Becker.

Stanley: I am trying to be more, optimistic in life. I’ve got what? Twenty, thirty more years left. And my family history says I have less. Now the old Stanley Hudson would’ve found something to complain about with this actress. But that’s no way to live life! Look at this healthy, sexy, pretty, strong young woman. Come on people! She is hot!

Michael:     Oh, hey, what is this?
Pam:     Hilary Swank.
Michael:     Oh she’s hot.

Dwight and Michael at Prince Paper:

Dwight:     Then we meet at the Denny’s and we compare notes.
Michael:     No. No, I never said Denny’s. I-hop
Dwight:     No. I said Denny’s you know how I feel about IHOP
Michael:     Oh, don’t start!
Dwight:     Socialist!
Michael:     I don’t want to get into this debate again.
Dwight:     Ok.
Michael:     I enjoy I-hop
Dwight:     I’ll have a cup of coffee.
Michael:     You will have pancakes and you will like it.

Michael:     So even specialty paper…say 94 brightness, double bonded, you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?
Roger Prince:     You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.
Michael:     Oh well, that is because I am a genius.
Roger Prince: Oh, really?
Michael:     Yes. Well. About some things, and other things just I’m very stupid.

Dwight:     Hello, I’d like to apply for a job.
Roger Prince:     I’m afraid we’re not hiring right now.
Dwight:     Why don’t you just get rid of this guy.
Roger Prince:     That’s my son!
Dwight:     I’m your son now. You can visit him on the holidays.

Dwight:     Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael, but it makes some terrible decisions.
Michael:     That’s true. That’s true. It has gone down the path many, many times —- Jan, Ryan…